GAUCHE CAVIAR

CAVIAR À GAUCHE

Coisas que se dizem...

Cazzo bicudo

Lucrécia Padre Bórgia

Helena Rosetta Stoned

Alrighty, then ... picture this if you will.

10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes,in my "need to know" pose, just outside of Area 51

Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thingywhen a flaming stealth banana split the skylike one would hope but never really expectto see in a place like this.

Cutting right angle donuts on a dimeand stopping right at my Birkenstocks,and me yelping...Holy fucking shit!

Then the X-Files being,Looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chanwith Isabella Rossellini lips, and breath that reeked of vanilla

Chig ChampaDid a slow-mo Matrix descent

Outta the butt end of the banana vessel

And hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw,and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip, and all I could think was:

"I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my fuckin' pants."

(...)

Strapped down [to] my bed

Feet cold and eyes red

I'm out of my head

Am I alive?

Am I dead?

Sunkist and Sudafed

*Gyroscopes and infrared

Won't help, I'm brain dead

Can't remember what they said

God damn, shit the bed

(...)

In a Bíblia do Melómano Tool, "10.000 Days", na faixa de rodage, Rosetta Stoned

Obstrução coronária

Obstrução a Corona na área

(é melhor clicardes na foto)

Pegou de estaca.

O pegaram com uma estaca, cara!

Rapaziada, ouvindem todos
O que vos digo,
Cantandem todos comigo
Vivó Lepras!

TRYP HOTELS

TRIPE NO HOTEL

Linic Nolte

Flapping Wing Models III

Wii Shelby Friends

I found her on a night of fire and noise
Wild bells rang in a wild sky
I knew from that moment on
I'll love her till the day that I died
And I kissed away a thousand tears
My lady of the Various Sorrows
Some begged, some borowed, some stolen
Some kept safe for tomorrow
On and endless night, silver star spangled
The bells from the chapel went jingle-jangle

Do you love me? Do you love me?
Do you love me? Do you love me?
Do you love me? Do you love me?
Do you love me? Like I love you?

She was given to me to put things right
And I stacked all my accomplishments beside her
Still I seemed so obselete and small
I found God and all His devils inside her
In my bed she cast the blizzard out
A mock sun blazed upon her head
So completely filled with light she was
Her shadow fanged and hairy and mad
Our love-lines grew hopelessly tangled
And the bells from the chapel went jingle-jangle




Do you love me? Do you love me?
Do you love me? Do you love me?
Do you love me? Do you love me?
Do you love me? Like I love you?

She had a heartful of love and devotion
She had a mindful of tyranny and terror
Well, I try, I do, I really try
But I just err, baby, I do, I error
So come find me, my darling one
I'm down to the grounds, the very dregs
Ah, here she comes, blocking the sun
Blood running down the inside of her legs
The moon in the sky is battered and mangled
bAnd the bells from the chapel go jingle-jangle

Do you love me? Do you love me?
Do you love me? Do you love me?
Do you love me? Do you love me?
Do you love me? Like I love you?

All things move toward their end
I knew before I met her that I would lose her
I swear I made every effort to be good to her
I made every effort not to abuse her
Crazy bracelets on her wrists and her ankles
And the bells from the chapel go jingle-jangle

Do you love me? Do you love me?
Do you love me? Do you love me?
Do you love me? Do you love me?
Do you love me? Like I love you?

"Curtes-me bués?" do Shô Nico Caverna

The Life Of Brian Molko

Germán Lux in tenebrae

Nani Moretti

Nani e Moretti

Personalidades importantes

Koffi Annan

Coffee Anã

OS PALOP

Sinónimos de Diabo

Principe das Trevas

FRASES À MANEIRA PARA ENGATAR GAJAS EM BARCOS DE EMIGRANTES CLANDESTINOS

Primus Basílio Horta Inter Pares de Mamas

Heal the world
Make it a better place
For you and for me
And the entire human race
There are people dying
If you care enough
For the living
Make a better place
For you and for me

Micah Jackson-o-rama, "Hill Da Wor(l)d"

Flapping Wing Models, Part II

ALLY MACBETH

Hommage do Monsieur Lepras aos seus 3 criadores

Luís Velez Sarsfield

António Sérgio Godinho

Rui Pedro (o Jacaré)

Flapping Wing Models, Part I

Deportivo La Corona

T REX

T CELL

UTE PIRILEMPER MÁGICO

The Ramones

The Rhormones

Pénalte à Panenka

Pénalte à Panike

Bola é fish!

Cofragem de Imprensa

Frases tipo populares mas mesmo tipo do povo

dEUS KazTiga

AVC de Braga

Bebeu do vinho, e embriagou-se; e achava-se nu dentro da sua tenda. E Cão, pai de Canaã, viu a nudez de seu pai, e o contou a seus dois irmãos que estavam fora. Então tomaram Sem e Jafé uma capa, e puseram-na sobre os seus ombros, e andando virados para trás, cobriram a nudez de seu pai, tendo os rostos virados, de maneira que não viram a nudez de seu pai. Despertado que foi Noé do seu vinho, soube o que seu filho mais moço lhe fizera; e disse: Maldito seja Canaã; servo dos servos será de seus irmãos.

in A Bíbliot - Livro dos Genesis pré-Phil das Colinas

Neca diz que o Aves jogou contra o diabo

«Agora vamos recuperar e olhar em frente. Isto hoje foi um jogo do diabo contra o Desp. Aves. Vamos ver se na próxima jornada há um jogo do diabo noutro campo qualquer».

in maisbola.yoel.pédé

Na verdade eu sou o mais bruto dos homens, nem mesmo tenho o conhecimento de homem.

in A Bíblia do (Cristo) Rex para Canídeos do Homem lá de Cima

Mohammed al-Mardi

Mohammed al Mardi Gras

Gatorade

Gay Torade